Disclaimer: We’re not claiming any of these groups are specifically better, worse or more reprehensible than the others. But really, what are people thinking? Westboro is nothing but the vomitous bile of one sick, abusive man and his family. Jews for Jesus, despite its name, is a fundamentalist evangelical organization with a number of reported questionable practices that you can find with a few Google searches. Extreme Buddhism — well, if you think one night is all it takes to understand the nature of the cosmos and be one with everything in it, then you deserve to lose the money you spend on its seminars. And last but not least, what can you say about Christian Fight Club? The first rule is never to talk about Christian Fight Club, isn’t it?
And the Amish?! The less said about them, the better.
Shhh… what’s that outside? Is that the… the sound of wagon wheels?
Actually, you don’t hear the wagon wheels so much as the horse, usually in a steady 4-time. *clop* *clop* *clop* *clop*
The horse is generally in two time, because the feet are moving together. Although these are old-order Mennonite horses, not specifically Amish ones.