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Sorry for the late comic. PG&E saw fit to give Uncle Slappy an unexpected night off and a candlelit dinner by having not one, not two, not three, but six power outages in the span of 18 hours. Woulda been nicer if the power had been on so Slappy could have fixed his ramen and Jim Beam by the glow of his computer monitor, but Slappy can’t always get what Slappy wants, can he?
Remember, a cult is any religion that’s younger or smaller than yours.
Leaves lots of room, no?