Uncle Slappy isn’t not going to go into the stupidity of ANYONE being justified in killing anyone else over an insult to their religion. If your god can’t handle a little insult from a non-believer, they ain’t much of a god, are they? And he’s also not going to mention the numerous agitprop films put out by Middle Eastern terrorists which have spouted equal amounts of hate and vitriol, because y’all are smart enough to know that hate’s a two-way street.
Uncle Slappy also isn’t gonna go into the stupidity of Mr. Romney’s statement against the Obama Administration in the face of the tragic deaths of Americans abroad, because the Onion already did it better and frankly, about this time in the election cycle Uncle Slappy is usually found gibbering under a blanket in the shed, sniffing ether and swilling down grain alcohol and counting down the days to December in a shaky hand.
Speaking of which, it’s too damn bright in here. And where’s my damn ether?