2008
| May 15 | | | I. Don’t. Care. |
| May 8 | | | This just in from Vatican City |
| May 1 | | | NOW do you believe me…? |
| April 24 | | | Either way, I’m good |
| April 17 | | | Don’t ask. |
| April 10 | | | La La La La La |
| April 3 | | | It’s the thought that counts |
| March 27 | | | Who’s got tha spirit? |
| March 20 | | | Less talk, more cards |
| March 15 | | | Did you hear? |
| March 13 | | | How long until J’s back? |
| March 6 | | | Holy crap! |
| February 28 | | | Shouldn’t you be wandering the desert? |
| February 21 | | | Do you mind?! |
| February 14 | | | Setting a good example |
| February 7 | | | Gung Hay Fat Choy! |
| January 31 | | | Neither of them? Hmmph. |
| January 24 | | | Don’t worry, Muhammad’s on it |
| January 17 | | | The best part of this is… |
| January 10 | | | Where’s that sneak?! |
| January 4 | | | Hey, Zeus? |
| January 3 | | | Inchoate Apologies |
2007
| December 27 | | | Squamoeux Noël |
| December 20 | | | You’re Bluffing, Fish-Boy! |
| December 13 | | | At least it’s a change |
| December 6 | | | Hello, Shiva? … |
| November 29 | | | ZzzzzZzz |
| November 22 | | | Hic! |
| November 15 | | | King Me! |
| November 8 | | | The Old Feathered Serpent Gig |
| November 1 | | | Yahtzee? |
| October 25 | | | 1… And the final chair is filled. |
| October 18 | | | 2… All Dips, No Chips |
| October 11 | | | 3… Enter the Buddha |
| October 4 | | | 4… He’s Back — Again? |
| September 27 | | | 5… Sleep of the Darned |
| September 20 | | | 6… Not Empty for Long |
