Gods Playing Poker

• Pope Francis washes prisoners’ feet in Holy Thursday ritual
• Pope Francis Gives Vatican Bonuses To Charity Instead Of Staff
• On Gay Priests, Pope Francis Asks, ‘Who Am I to Judge?’
• Pope Francis invites boy with Down Syndrome for spin on popemobile
• Pope Francis blesses thousands of Harleys
• Pope Francis Attacks “Savage Capitalism”
• Pope Francis Criticizes Focus On Abortion, Contraception, And Gay Marriage
• Pope Francis Tells Atheists ‘God Forgives Those Who Follow Their Conscience’
• Pope Francis stirs debate yet again with interview with an atheist Italian journalist
• Pope Francis to sell off his Harley Davidson
• Pope Francis Turns Bishop Of Bling’s Mansion Into A Soup Kitchen
• Pope Francis Says Right-Wing Christians Have An Illness
• Pope Francis showcases patience after little boy joins him on stage

And that’s not even mentioning the lifestyle changes… no more ruby slippers, no ostentatious throne, no living in opulence… it’s like this guy actually practices what he preaches. I’m telling you, it’s just not natural.