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Eldritch Crystals: Madness to the Last Drop!
Earlier this week, we thought Uncle Slappy had gotten Raptured when we found his art desk empty. In despair, we made ourselves T-shirts to proclaim our pain at getting Left Behind. Imagine our embarrassment when it turned out he’d only stepped out to the corner liquor store for another bottle of Mad Dog 20/20!
Now you, too, can be prepared for that day when your friends ascend bodily into heaven. It has to happen sooner or later… right?








